And now...this morning's  tribute from the man on the street to his Mom, coming to a YouTube near You.

Close your eyes and hear a staccato voice that's a cross between an 800 lb. Muppet and Beetlejuice:

"Yaaaah.... she ain't my Mom. She's n alien. I was born in ROSWELL....ROSWELLLLL NWMEXCO.... Nineteenfortyseven. Google it!"

If you heard this voice from an adjacent room, you might be surprised it came from my skinny teenager and not some 7 foot tall…