I wanna live on a distant planet, where the likes of these jagoffs never evolved from the slime.  

Where the inhabitants travel cross-crater through tubes, and the females have appendages that light up when they're into you, just so there's never any misunderstandings.

Where the kids raise themselves, the resources are distributed evenly, leaders are deft and honest, the attrition rates low.  Where they keep all five eyes on the prize and they only get high on…