What can YOU say in six sentences?
Do you think God hears every nasty epitaph we issue and knows everytime we have bad thoughts or watch too much porn or waste our day in lethargy?
Do you think He/She gives a rats-ass when you dance, fall asleep during a sermon or steal pencils from work to give to your kids?
Do you think God hears every worldwide prayer and has them segregated by religion and gender and kids and old people get priority mail?
Do you think God gets all hot and bothered when He/She watches…Continue
The U.S. Postal Service and the F.D.I.C Wells Fargo Bank have officially confirmed that Jesus is now in residence at the Handley home and has been verified by Jesus’ personal spokesperson, Michelle Bachmann.
Mikes law firm of ‘Dewey, Cheetum and Howe’ have issued a ‘cease and desist’ order to the Vatican and all television ministries to forthwith remit all funds to his new ‘brother’s keeper’, Mike Handley who has graciously agreed to handle all…Continue