These are dangerous times.

Not only are the store shelves brimming with Valentine's Day candy, but now the motherfuckers have put out the Easter eggs as well.

It is a scientific fact that the aroma of chocolate will always escape its wrapper.

I walked into the Rite-Aid pharmacy yesterday, and the air was VIBRATING with chocolate…

I’m in “the stance,” drinking milk recreationally, my legs apart for balance while I tip the open half gallon and lean my head back. Glug glug, ice cold, glug, washing down a slice of just-baked devil’s food cake covered in from-scratch dark chocolate icing. Nothing like warm cake with cold milk, I always say.

I bake my cakes with real cocoa,…