Teresa Cortez called Teeny’s hoo-hoo a “dink” in the recess yard after third period Spanish conversation class.

“A dink is a small trash fish! Are you saying my hoo-hoo smells like a fish?” Teeny screamed loud enough for the 6^th grade boys to stop pummeling each other and step back.

“Whoa, hey, Teeny, she’s from Sugarland,” I hoarse-whispered at her without…