I have this joke with a friend about fire hydrants.  The joke is that when I'm ovulating, hydrants look enticing (there's a handsome one in front of my house), but so do fence posts, door mats, rocks and mail boxes.  My husband tells me that he's always ovulating, that most men are.  Wow, like David Duchovny but modulated and without the press, fame or getting caught.  I'm content with only a few egg-popping days a month or those fire hydrants would be in big trouble,… Continue