Bootsy hired Cora Jean Shiner to clean his house for $50 and a six-pack of  designer beer from some microbrewery in godforsaken North Carolina.

The beer had a vile, six-word, New Age-sounding name, like Honey Golden Wheat Dew Drop Inn, but Bootsy was all too glad to pay up just so he would not have to look at the litter of dead soldiers and pizza cartons, ever again.

He took himself for…