What can YOU say in six sentences?
Kristine_ES commented on bolton carley's blog post space to place my tush (cita's challenge - ideal writing local)Posted on April 22, 2013 at 2:02pm 13 Comments 0 Favorites
Picture me basking on a raft in a dreamy, mirror-like, pristine pool preferably in a size 8 tan body and white bikini (a girl might as well go for the gusto) dictating brilliant, humorous, Erma Bombeck-Jen-Lancaster-Hallmark-Maxine-esque words into my microphone-activated, waterproofed computer held stealthily by my very muscular, attractive, cabana-boy husband. …
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“Listen, from what I can see, you appear to be a great guy, so great I kinda think you’re too good for me, and I don’t want you to do this to yourself as I can’t be responsible for acquiring, or ruining, the last decent single man on the planet.”
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Every day for years, as he pushed past me to his locker, the same “You fat, ugly bitch… Get the Hell outta the way… Nobody wants you here anyway” spewed out of his abusive, and probably abused, mouth.
Twenty-five years later, on my worst…
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“Hey Mom, what did you decide to do with your day off from work?”
“You probably don’t really want to know (giggle, giggle).”
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Robert McEvily said… Hi Bolton, thanks for the nice comment you made over the weekend on one of my pieces - made my day. :)
Sandra Davies said… Thanks Bolton - I'll hit the 50K tomorrow (see http://sandra-linesofcommunication.blogspot.com/) - but am nowhere near finished with the tale. Hope your weekend is far from sober!
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