What can YOU say in six sentences?
Picture me basking on a raft in a dreamy, mirror-like, pristine pool preferably in a size 8 tan body and white bikini (a girl might as well go for the gusto) dictating brilliant, humorous, Erma Bombeck-Jen-Lancaster-Hallmark-Maxine-esque words into my microphone-activated, waterproofed computer held stealthily by my very muscular, attractive, cabana-boy husband. …Continue
“Listen, from what I can see, you appear to be a great guy, so great I kinda think you’re too good for me, and I don’t want you to do this to yourself as I can’t be responsible for acquiring, or ruining, the last decent single man on the planet.”
Every day for years, as he pushed past me to his locker, the same “You fat, ugly bitch… Get the Hell outta the way… Nobody wants you here anyway” spewed out of his abusive, and probably abused, mouth.
Twenty-five years later, on my worst…Continue