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The other day you yelled at me for leaving the toilet seat up, I apologized, yet you still went on and on about selfishness, responsibilities and just plain disrespect for the fact that you had been cleaning the house for four hours. You say I never listen, but when I am quiet I am not talking enough. I’m not engaged in our conversation, I am always somewhere else mentally. You wanting me to WANT to care about color palettes is NOT going to happen but I will pretend if that makes you happy and i… Continue

Everyone always cautions people about saying anything bad about babies because it ALWAYS comes back to you but some babies are just so fucking ugly! There are some babies who leave me puzzled as to what size onesie their parents buy because their head is so damn BIG. So here I am, sitting in the hospital, trying to recount all the mean comments I’ve said over the years about someone’s “ill-favored” child. I’m hoping that at the least my son will just have a huge head and not a birthmark o… Continue

If I see one more “detailed oriented” statement on a resume I am going to shoot myself! They are all “detailed oriented, well organized individuals” who can’t seem to make it to work on fucking time! I am interviewing this one applicant who is “detailed oriented” and she apologizes during our interview and asks, “where is your restroom, I have been nervously drinking a lot of water today?” I point her in the right direction. The interview goes GREAT! When she leaves I head to the bathroom, only… Continue

Today I’m standing in a long line at work to throw up my snickers…again. I eat one every morning for breakfast and for a second I feel good inside, until I walk past a mirror and see my fat ass reflection and I head to the bathroom, look under the stalls for feet and then puke my brains out. I feel disgusting and people tell me that I am skinny…they are such lying bastards. I pop laxatives like tic tacs because, this snickers is coming out of me, no matter what hole it is. 3,500 calories makes a… Continue