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scotty has his lazy eye on your ass and your paycheck sticking out your back pocket. scotty doesn't lean on the bar cause he can't hold his liquor no he leans all sly and slumped like that cause his right leg got ate up by some kind of intimidating hunk of machinery before he got laid off at the plant but hey the prosthetic was covered by workman's comp. still your momma warned you alcohol would come in a close runner up reason he used the bar as a crutch but no matter your own daddy was ten tim… Continue

during our morning office chatter i like to give a run down list of what i ate the day before. the office fat girl will nod when i say i never eat mcdonalds but just this once i had to try the new angus beef with mushrooms or something similar just to rub her face in i can eat all the grease i want and two of me will still fit in your right stretch pant leg. she will say eggplant parmesan or cherry cheesecake that sounds soo good but there's a slight green streak in these salivating agree… Continue