Ok so we went to McCormick and Schmicks around noon for Mother's day and everyone at the outdoor mall thingy was all bougied-up and wearing like nine million dollar outfits and the women's purses cost twenty hundred bucks and all the little lord and lady Fauntleroy's were behaving themselves and the white kids were all blond and the blacks were all Cosby's etc etc insert race here and it was totally weird like the whole little retail fake city was like recession/depression proof or… Continue

So there is like this guy ok and he's at dinner with his gf in an Italian place that has like a family atmosphere and more than decent food.



The dude we're talking about [debonaire] likes the restaurant on acct. of they have more than one non-animal choice on the menu and the girl is pretty much down to go wherever.



Ok so you should prolly also know like for background stuff that the gf is way way way way way out of the bf's league and he knows it and as a result he is on… Continue

1. Even though I'd never gambled in my life I went to Las Vegas for my 21st bday with two beautiful sisters named Janie and Jill.



2. Janie was tall and Jilly was tall and they both had blue eyes and perfect teeth.



3. Jilly's hair was blonde and sweet Janie's was chestnut and both sisters had even tans.



4. When we landed Janie said let's start at the old casinos my dad says the slots are loose in those places and plus we can get a few cheap drinks and figure out… Continue

ok so there is this one guy and umm he is sitting at his computer.



dude is way bored and just a little hung over from his first drunk of 2009 and his normally super loud house instead resembles a tomb while his family visits relatives in another state. plus our hero doesn't have any writin work right now due to last week's computer virus [plural] exercises.



he also just misspelled exercises btw.



anyway the chap we're speaking of is sitting in his home office… Continue

Ok so like three laptops died within a week of each other. They were all old as dirt [four yrs-ish] but still. When the last one went someone said wow what kind of surfing practices do you employ?



I go I don't employ anything or anyone except myself and let go of the GRE words already would ya?



That made the person mad and she walked away shaking her head and wearing her short skirt and holding a three ring binder in each hand.



I'll admit she looked good and… Continue