It didn’t happen overnight; rather it was a gradual, almost imperceptible process.

She begged me to help her. All I could do was watch as it gripped her and began the advance that an army of generals could not thwart.

“You are certainly not the first, nor will you be…

Lyudmila did not defy description. She was an easily lit, wide hipped, Stoli-drinking, schemer from Irkutsk that got her claws into an American riding the Iron Rooster from Khabarovsk to Moscow. Her voice was the prototype for the beautiful Russian spy in the recurring role that captivated Le Beau on Hogan's Heroes. It wasn't long before she was running girls in LA for Russian mobsters who had more chutzpah than cash. She could have been one of those girls…

1.You can use all the butter and syrup you want and not have to wash the sheets.

2. You can have waffles with your wife even if she’s still pissed at you.

3. You can have waffles by…

Look how strong he is in the pocket!

The pocket is collapsing, the O-line is a sieve.

He steps right in, look at the zip on that ball.

We're losing by 21 and it's not even halftime yet. What is the matter with you - can't you see it?

Man, look how strong he is in the pocket.

 …

That kid. That kid on the red Stingray bike with the banana seat. That kid on the red Stingray with the banana seat watching the big kids play softball. That kid on the red Stingray with the banana seat watching the big kids play softball is thinking when he’s sixteen he’ll be playing ball here too. That kid on the red Stingray with the banana seat watching the big kids play softball is thinking when he’s sixteen he’ll be playing ball here too, thinks the “future” is next week. That kid is…