"Burning fruit cocktail? He he he. I can appreciate this. If it cannot be microwaved I probably cannot cook it.
There are difficulties in finding relationships as an asexual, but it does happen. In the movie I…"
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God Works in Mysterious Ways
Posted on January 15, 2012 at 12:57am 2 Comments 0 Favorites
Maybe God is using Tim Tebow to spread the Word of God, but could it be that everyone is assuming that he is proselytizing for the Evangelicals when God is actually using Tim Tebow to make it easier for observant Catholics to attend mass this Sunday?
Parishioners in the Diocese of Pittsburgh will find it easier to attend mass tomorrow morning as last week’s loss by the Steelers guaranteed…
ContinueThe Spreadsheet
Posted on January 2, 2012 at 3:42am 4 Comments 0 Favorites
The spreadsheet used to run my life.
Years working with financial advisors and their clients had shown numerous examples of people that had seen their dreams of retirement dashed by a lack of savings and I was determined that this would not happen to me. The spreadsheet told me how much money I would need in retirement factoring in expected inflation rates, historic market returns, and…
ContinueTaking Stock -- Bolton Carley Challenge 2
Posted on December 31, 2011 at 7:17pm 5 Comments 0 Favorites
This was the year I endured eight months of physical therapy after breaking my left humerus bone in two places late in 2010, the first full year spent with my arm held together by titanium rods, plates, and screws, the year I got off one blood pressure medication and the year I became a medical marijuana patient, the year I started wearing progressive lenses as well as the year I turned 40, and the year I ended with a five mile power walk on New…
ContinueThe New Monopoly
Posted on December 31, 2011 at 2:17pm 8 Comments 0 Favorites
Parker Brothers has announced the release of a new version of their classic board game to reflect the emergence of Atlantic City as a gaming destination.
Timeshares and casinos have taken the place of houses and hotels while the new tokens will include a slot machine, a roulette wheel, a blackjack table, a football, a poker chip, and a thoroughbred horse.…
ContinueFinances for the Apocalypse
Posted on December 26, 2011 at 7:00pm 6 Comments 0 Favorites
Now that we are less than one year away from December 21, 2012, the day the Mayans predict the world will end, now is the time to start financial preparations for this event and as an assistant to multiple financial advisors I feel qualified to provide this advice.
First of all, don’t waste your time and money visiting an attorney to complete a will and trust and instead give away anything you…
ContinueHawaii Five Oh No
Posted on December 25, 2011 at 10:46pm 7 Comments 0 Favorites
According to satellite images, Hawaii is moving closer to Japan at the rate of about 4 inches per year, and being possibly the only person on this planet to be less than enthused about going to Oahu (twice actually -- both times on business) my response to the state is to say Aloha.
Although I enjoy the warmth that the sun brings, especially in the winter as it beats down upon my acomous head,…
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- About Me:
- During the week I am a Client Services Manager at a financial services firm in California and during the weekend I am trying to restore my sanity.
It has been a long time since I have used my writing talents outside of work so I am looking forward to the challenge ahead. In addition, a close friend has invited me to join! I intend to bring a unique and personal viewpoint to both the significant and the mundane. My hope is that the result will be a creative explosion including the liberal use of metaphors and similes.
In the spirit of this forum this will be my last sentence in this section.
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"Hearing this story from the perspective of this narrator makes for an interesting viewpoint. Very nice 6s."
"Very tasty! This piece puts a smile on my face."
"This needs to be read by everyone."
"Reading this makes me physically ill. She will live to see third grade, but what about fourth or fifth? And if things are bad now, just wait until junior high and high school."
"I really like the title! Hats off to Vincent."
"Michael, those of us who are asexual know early. Asexuals know their sexuality around the same time you knew of your sexuality. The lack of information of the subject, and people who mock asexuality as an orientation in pieces such…"
"I am not sure if this is supposed to be serious attempt to descrive aseuality or not. This does not describe myself, it does not describe Deborah, and it does not describe anybody else I know. We just are not interested in…"
"Lol! I did read it through so I guess the title worked! This did appeal to my wierd sense of humor."
"Thank goodness this is fiction!
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"This is excellent. Now I feel the need to stay up all night."
"This is great! I am still laughing out loud!"
""I want my money back" -- is it OK to want to laugh and cry at the same time? That is what I wanted to do after reading that sentence. Your 6S provides a lot of food for thought."
"I know it is a long climb to the ninth floor but maybe this is a sign to take the stairs instead!"
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- At 11:57am on December 2, 2011,
Robert McEvily said… Welcome Michael!
- At 3:04am on December 1, 2011,
Robert Crisman said… Welcome, Michael. Explode away!
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