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Pot's on... KAWFEEE
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Happy Birthday Mark Twain
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congrat...
took all kinda pills had all kinda thrills but the thrill you'll never know is da thrill that'll getcha when you get your novel listed on Am-o-zon.
Am-o-zoooon... gonna buy 5 copies for my mudder ....
www.jguevaranovels.com (follow da links)
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linda, buy kawfe(to the 4th)'s novel with twain as a major character.. in many senses of the phrase.
i love mark twain, what was that quote i heard recently by him? I can't remember probably something along the lines of the difference between a live politician and a dead one? you can trust the dead one...just made that up...i really can't remembe...
Okay, It's official, I made the big time. I'm finally om amazon.com. Please, no autographs at this time.
follow the link from my site www.jguevaranovels.com on home page click 'The Twain Shall Meet'
thank you for your continued support, and help...
Morning sun shone brightly after a restful silent night
ducks played gayly, quacking on the pond
dressed quickly, grabbed waiting 12-gauge, and ran
to toss them a crust of bread.
And when that big fat juicy mo-fo came to eat it.
I blew off his fuc...
Ya sure, as if you ever wanted a real job!
I can see it now! You and Mark in the next cubicle and your Super going postal.... :)
175 years and still, news of your demise has been greatly exaggerated.
Your perceptions and insights, comments and wit, are as viable today, if not more so. Even after a century you still command a reserved seat on every best-seller list. When th...
175 years and still, news of your demise has been greatly exaggerated.
Your perceptions and insights, comments and wit, are as viable today, if not more so. Even after a century you still command a reserved seat on every best-seller list. When th...
My web site is finally launched. Whewww! Check it out and gimme some feedback if you'd be so kind. and there's even a place to sit a spell and relax. go to Pot's on.... KAWFEEE
www.jguevaranovels.com
Some good tidbits to nibble on in this piece. “No buck skin way, fat man!" is a cute little gem of dialog and the wisdom of when to worry about what you eat will stick with me.
I wonder if you'd resist the urge to sing along if you were sitting i...
it's a great book, ed... there is a recipe in there for 'burning hot cross buns' that rocks.
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Happy Birthday Mark Twain
175 years and still, news of your demise has been greatly exaggerated.
Your perceptions and insights, comments and wit, are as viable today, if not more so. Even after a century you still command a reserved seat on every best-seller list. When the deVinci, Potter, Vamp, romance, horror McNovel fads are long forgotten, you will still hold literature's pinnacle achievement. That's immortality.
Happy Birthday Mark Twain. Thanks for the inspiration. If not for you I would have had to get a real jo… Continue
Your perceptions and insights, comments and wit, are as viable today, if not more so. Even after a century you still command a reserved seat on every best-seller list. When the deVinci, Potter, Vamp, romance, horror McNovel fads are long forgotten, you will still hold literature's pinnacle achievement. That's immortality.
Happy Birthday Mark Twain. Thanks for the inspiration. If not for you I would have had to get a real jo… Continue
Posted on November 30, 2009 at 7:03pm — 3 Comments
Ho Ho Humbug
I promised Dean I'd finally reveal the truth about holidays,so here it is. Pay attention y'all, I'm not gonna repeat it.
Ho Ho Humbug
I hate holiday season, all the trimmings, and the greedy consumerism that goes along with it. I’d rather see a tree growing in the forest than dying a decorated death indoors.
Most northern cultures start holiday season with a harvest festival. In the States it's called Thanksgiving. This day celebrates the Pilgrims’ first feast, which they shared with t… Continue
Ho Ho Humbug
I hate holiday season, all the trimmings, and the greedy consumerism that goes along with it. I’d rather see a tree growing in the forest than dying a decorated death indoors.
Most northern cultures start holiday season with a harvest festival. In the States it's called Thanksgiving. This day celebrates the Pilgrims’ first feast, which they shared with t… Continue
Posted on November 24, 2009 at 12:34pm — 10 Comments
...The Twain Shall Meet
If you're a Twain fan you'll love it. If not, you will be. A riotous, hilarious, soul-searching romp through the 20th century with the icon of American literature in his unique wit, insight and perspective, as relevant today as they were a hundred years ago. What would Twain say if he were here today? Well, let's put the matter to rest.
"Let not the tongue of idle cavilers dissuade" MT
This is synopsis for back cover, along with reviews. Does it grab your ass or not? any suggestions 'preciated.… Continue
"Let not the tongue of idle cavilers dissuade" MT
This is synopsis for back cover, along with reviews. Does it grab your ass or not? any suggestions 'preciated.… Continue
Posted on October 29, 2009 at 9:43pm — 4 Comments
A Boy and His Bull
The signs all read "ABSOLUTELY NO TRESPASSING, but I never gave 'em no mind, cause in the middle of that pasture was my favorite fishin' hole; been fishin' it most of my life, and besides, that barbed wire was no deterrent to my agile four-foot frame. One day, however, fate caught me by surprise; my line snapped hard, bobber plunked deep, and I knew I had the biggest fish anyone had ever seen, a regular Moby Dick, Old Man and The Sea, a catch those ol' timers rockin' on their porches would be ta… Continue
Posted on September 30, 2009 at 5:49am — 6 Comments
Comment Wall (24 comments)
- At 2:55pm on December 1, 2009,
Deborah Mackto said…
- Hey, Congrats on the Amazon listing. I have to hurry up and find time to curl up and read it. Maybe I'll even get to be the first Amazon reader review. Woot.
- At 2:07am on November 21, 2009,
Deborah Mackto said…
- Here are a few more from James Blood Ulmer. I've no idea why the titles uploaded in Chinese! This is the sort of sound track I hear for MC Funk's latest characters. The Devil's Got To Burn might have been written for the story. I found Ulmer by accident while doing some research on Piety Street. It was just providence. I love all sorts of music but I think to witness a good sax solo is the next best thing to angel trumpets.
- At 8:52pm on November 20, 2009,
Deborah Mackto said…
- Thanks for the welcome Kawfeeee, and Happy Belated Birthday.
- At 5:52pm on November 18, 2009,
Jeanette Cheezum said… - Happy Birthday, Kawfeeee!
- At 6:15pm on November 10, 2009,
Dude A Bydes said…
KAWFEEEEEE!: (Is that too many E's?) The only bad rap I'm laying out is anything lately by Eminem. I dig your clarification of humanity and human character though. Phillip is "phucked up" though and I wanted to introduce his warped-ass perspective on life. You're right about the baggage men tote in our society, part of it is because too many Phillip's get attention and not enough KAWFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE's! Hang with the Dude. The story is just beginning... and it doesn't matter, just so you use a .44 Magnum. "Being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?... oh that's right... you can't talk! Sorry about that, asshole!"
- At 10:03am on November 9, 2009,
Esther Choi said… - thanks for the comment. i agree, you definitely do have to laugh about that kind of stuff.
- At 10:40pm on November 8, 2009,
Ian Rochford said… - My (current) favourite Twain quote: I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
- At 10:36pm on November 8, 2009,
Ian Rochford said…
- Thanks K! Hope that pot's hot...
- At 9:12pm on November 01, 2009, Kathleen Gilbert gave KAWFEEEE! a gift…
Drinks on me in celebration of your E-Book. Lots of hard work pays off in the end. Can't wait to read it.From the Gift Store
- At 8:26pm on October 24, 2009,
Lesli Richardson said… - Thank you, nice to meet you!
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