I don’t know where it came from or how it came, but it was there suddenly in my lonely life visiting me constantly.

            It was a rock holding me down making my steps heavier and heavier, prohibiting my progress, my meaningless flight into the unknown.

            I found myself…

She appeared in front of me with flaring red hair and pale skin that made her look like hardened milk, but very beautiful in a gothic fashion as she had a this white skimpy dress with cleavage staring right at my wondering eyes that were scanning her beautiful pale arms and legs.   Her eyes, thought, were bright red as she greeted me with an enticing smile across her face with her tongue moving exotically. As I retreated from her, because my spirit told me to back away from this entity, she…

I was out with my girlfriend at a bar in Hollywood having drinks and celebrating whatever we wanted to celebrate that night. Suddenly I had the urge to take a number two, and I really didn’t want to do it, because it’s just embarrassing doing something like that at a bar unless one really has to. Anyway, I took my chances and headed for the bathroom, and, with luck, I only had to fart; but, while I was standing there in the stall letting out my rabid gas attack, I began to urinate. As I was…

               I was wearing my black, collared, slick, long sleeve shirt that I had just bought from the Gap to show it off on that particular Friday night.  It made my beer gut look like it was gone (you know how black makes everyone look thin), and it gave me this mysterious panther-like look while all the silver rings I was wearing on my lanky fingers embellished the blackness of it. I’m going to have to say that it’s one of my favorite shirts, and I had to wear it on that night in order…