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Kalitz Challenge - My Sex Change Operation FINALISTS

Ed, you may be right when it comes to Bob, but CTJ became a guy, and I am a cat, can't you see it? Don't blame it on Aussies!

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Kalitz Challenge - My Sex Change Operation FINALISTS

:) Joe, I wish you a happy and safe return home!

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write badly well

Hahaha, I remembered that episode of Friends when Joey, oops, I mean - baby kangaroo Tribbiani writes a letter of recommendation for Monica and Chandler. Here's a part of it: http://www.youtube.com...

Replied Oct 30

did I miss something?

Yes, what is going on? Someone who knows, please?

Replied Oct 19

 

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November 18
This is so good!
November 18
Ed, you are just so cute! Oh, and clever, too!
November 18
November 18
Beautiful.
November 11
I think blood is easier to wash off than a marker. Freaky six, but good.
November 11
Congratulations to all, especially to the Klingon woman and CJT! Joe&Ed, that was a really good challenge! And thank you Paul, for selecting the finalists and the winner!
November 11
I like it. Clever and tragicomic.
November 10
Reality is overrated. :) My friends can be real, virtual or imaginary, as long as they are true. 'True friends stab you in the front' (Oscar Wilde). Very nice six, Brad.
November 10
The Sneeze on Blink|Ink http://blink-ink.com/content/
November 10
quin browne and Jelena are now friends
November 9
Jelena is now friends with Sean Hembrick and CJT
October 31
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October 31
Awww, this is such a cute story! And - intrigued is good, definitely good.
October 31

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About Me:
Jelena Vencl Ohlrogge is a loving wife and a crazy cat lady that talks (and likes words in general) a tad too much.

Started walking in high heels at the age of 2.
Fell in love with math when she was 6.
Moved too many times to count.
Website:
http://shortstoriesbyjelena.wordpress.com/

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A matter of choice

The mirror was sending back my reflection. I admired the image of those elongated lines; should-be-illegal curves (well worth the money); long dark gleaming hair contrasting my milky skin and the chromosomes... wait - when was the last time you saw someone's chromosomes?

Technically speaking, I used to be a man, but some dedication and money changed that little detail. You see, it was never about the differences of shapes; it was about power.

A real sucker for power from birth, as a man I coul… Continue

Posted on October 30, 2009 at 10:13pm — 5 Comments

Jelena

Joe Kalitz Challenge ... "My Sex Change Operation" - Aversion Therapy (send your son to us and we'll make a man of him; if that fails, we have Plan B)

They said they would help me change and that I would not be a freak anymore.

Wires, belts, needles, whispers, hands, people touching me, holding me, waving pictures before my eyes, photos of boys, handsome boys... oh, yes, I like boys, I have always loved boys... I said - I am just an ordinary gay next door, there's no woman under my skin, but they kept saying I would be happy, asking rhetorically who wants to be deviant anyway.

AAAAAH TREMBLING AND SHAKING AND CONVULSING AND OH PAIN EXCRUCIAT… Continue

Posted on October 21, 2009 at 7:30am — 12 Comments

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When we were eighteen

Micke and I were standing at the door of the small cottage we rented, above the polar circle, in the middle of nowhere; wrapped tight in the center of a soft-as-cotton sphere made of the divine Nordic sky above and blindingly bright snow and silence everywhere else; there were no traces of civilization miles from here and, guess what - no stores, either; we were out of cigarettes and pot and it was Micke's fault.

"You know, Micke, it's not surprising that you chickened out... it is me who was s… Continue

Posted on October 14, 2009 at 4:00pm — 2 Comments

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Anniversary

This time I did everything right; I booked our favorite restaurant and bought her a pair of expensive looking earrings (I got her flowers only once, the first time we went out; just seeing me holding the bouquet at the door made her cry; I thought - crap, what have I done now, my mom says roses always work... It turns out that my wife-to-be is actually not overly emotional; she just has a strong allergy to pollen).

My girl came out of the bathroom after not more than half an hour late, but I wa… Continue

Posted on October 7, 2009 at 10:50am — 4 Comments

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At 12:19pm on November 18, 2009, Absolutely*Kate said…
But I want some of YOUR work AT THE BIJOU ... THEN it will be *absolutely* (and internationally ... and heritage inclusively) splendidly wonderful ... Think on it, mastermind of much and multifaceted personality of grace, gumtion and shakin' folks up when one side of you feels the need to ... I see all that ... and love'ya so much the more Jelena.

*THANKS* for all you've been to me in honesty and goodness and laughin' when I least expected to. Always here for you. ~ Katrina ... absolutemente
At 2:23pm on October 31, 2009, Absolutely*Kate said…

Tricks to your Treats and scaring up all the haunts you taunt. ~ Absolutely Spooky*Kate
At 3:45am on October 29, 2009, Absolutely*Kate said…

Jelena of the magical mystical muse (and cool shoes!) ~ Through the mists I saw your message. I smiled. I sensated. I shimmied ~ like my sister Kate, absolutely. This *APPARITION* thanks you for giving a ghost*writer the perchance of your glance. ~ Mary?
At 10:19pm on October 26, 2009, Kim Soles said…
Thanks so much for reading and your positive words about my work.
~Kim
At 10:26pm on October 21, 2009, mike whitney said…
Thanks, Jelena, for the kind words about my singing! Here's my blog with video and more, please drop by and Follow with Google Connect?

Thanks again!

mike
At 7:19pm on October 21, 2009, quin browne said…
well, jo is adorable... i've recently become a cat person, with the arrival of miss sophie tucker, whom i found in the wal-mart parking lot.
At 11:37am on October 20, 2009, quin browne said…
back atcha... i really enjoyed the chats when i was in the terminal.
At 7:54am on October 5, 2009, Mark A. Kuchta said…
Hello Jelena somehow your comment about "Hazardous Driving Conditions" from 22 Sep ended up in my home email trash and got overlooked. Really sorry about that! Your comment was a real boost. I was almost afraid to write that story as a dream because I was afraid of exactly what you brought up. I didn't want to sell out the story as trite and I was really hoping that it worked. My confidence takes as much work as the writing so thank you for taking the time! Best Wishes!
At 9:43pm on September 22, 2009, Michael Brown said…
I hope that that's a positive quality and that it entertains you as well. I have never received so much encouragement as the members of 6S have offered, and when you pointed out a relationship with numbers, your comments intrigued me as well. Sometimes lately, I feel I'm finally reaching the ability to write beyond the frame of the "story," and I thank you for provoking my artistic introspection. It gives me something to ward off "the block." Thanks, Jelena.
At 1:05pm on September 7, 2009, Paul David Brazill said…
Hi Jelena!
 
 

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