Posted on August 5, 2010 at 5:56pm
1. If your shoes don't match, people will notice.
2. Everyone should have at least seven pairs of shoes: shoes for walking, shoes for running, shoes for dancing, shoes for the beach, shoes for the snow, shoes for climbing mountains and shoes that do nothing but say "aren't these pretty feet?"
3. A lost shoe is better than a broken soul.
4. If you wear size 13, you'll trip a lot.
5. You'll trip if you wear a size 6 and a half too, but you'll only fall half as… Continue