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Don't be afraid, dear readers. You don't really believe in vampires and werewolves, do you? Of course not! So how can an innocent little Halloween story hurt you? Hmmmm?



Rebel Without a Curse


"It's getting late, son. Drink your dinner."
"But Mom! I don't like blood!"


"What? That's blasphemy! Vlad! Did you hear what your son just said? I swear, this child will be the un-death of me!"


"I'm sorry, Mom. But really - it's so slimy and salty. And it stains my teeth red. All the other u… Continue

WELCOME BACK 6-FOLKS! In our last snazzy episode of a-regular-peculiar-day a regular bookseller and peculiar customers witnessed a humongous Hummer crash-crunch-crush his classic California Special Mustang. A be… Continue

The following is a Phillips 6@6 international collaboration from Absolutely*Tailgate*Kate, Paul*(Formerly Greenbean)Phillips*tine, and Hotrod*Harry*Broncobro. The trio of participants really have nothing against economy of language. And even though they know they are just begging for it from Mr. Northern, th… Continue

A small ruby brooch appears on her tailored lapel. She clutches at her breast and then holds her hand out, as if feeling for rain. She staggers a step, unable to comprehend the sudden rose blooming in her palm. 'There is just no time for this', she worries. She excuses herself, begging apologies into her headset, so hoping to reschedule. He lets out his breath as she crumples on the curb.

Having found himself incapable of effecting the necessary reparations, Malkovich resolved to dismantle his alley prize. His intention was to harvest the lazer and some of the many small motors from inside and reassemble them as a kind of mutant kinetic lazerium. He envisioned a robotic configuration that when placed beaming and whirling beneath a mottled glass bowl would transform his ceiling and walls into an extragalactic extravaganza. This new idea excited him even more than the original pros… Continue