What can YOU say in six sentences?
Check out my pants, yo! They be ironed and purple and lookin' SWEET. Oh, you want a pic? Nah nah, don't play that Instagram game, yo; not me. Ima writer. Use yo magination, bizznitch, or I'll use it up fo ya right quick-like!
Chick-fil-A rhymes with anti-gay, which makes sense. Mel Gibson rhymes with Henrik Ibsen, which doesn't make sense because Ibsen is the father of prose drama, while Gibson is a lot of things, but not that. James Howard rhymes…Continue
If you saw it, you might want to paint it. (Make a painting I mean, not paint my actual penis.) Or write a poem about it. Or let me put it in you. No matter your reaction, my penis may change your life. So be careful.