I came.

I saw.

I left.

I gathered.

I came back.

Then I conquered.

"What is it like,"  he wondered, "to be under the chest of a man?"

"Is it like a Q-tip extinguishing the itch buried under weeks of build up?"

"Or is it like riding a bicycle seat too close to the tip and rolling over every patch of unpaved sidewalk?"

As the woman across the park looked up from her novel the man looked away to avoid suspicion of starring.

However, she continued to ogle him and wondered "what is it like to be above a woman?"

"Is it…

After a 12 hour work shift he, as usual, was greeted by slugs slithering down the grout of the tuscan style bathroom tiles.

 They would work their way through the cracks of the window seal and leave streams of dried mucus behind them as testimonies of their tedious existence.

There was a time when he didn't understand death as much. Him and his prepubescent cousins would drink coke in their grandmother's backyard  and watch slugs sizzle under mounds of salt.

His…

In terms of business, Robert was the most hated of his siblings.

He wasn't like Steven, who rode the elevator to success and gained fortune and fame almost overnight, and unfortunately was plagued by other people's personal decisions that always affected the direction of his work.

Nor was he like Kyle, who took the stairs and was known well for his work ethic, but often questioned if he was working to hard and if he would ever be the same once he reached his goal,…