I was riding the bus and the driver pulled up at a stop, and a guy was at the stop smoking, and the driver opened the door and said, "Put that cigarette out" like a cop; bad mistake.
The guy hopped on the bus and dragged the driver right out the door and kicked his ass bloody--and what he said after was chill for all time:
He called the driver a nazi-ass bastard to start with, then said, "You fuc…