It was Christmas Day + three, and Stump Shiner stood at his kitchen counter, watering his Glenn Beck Bobble-Head Chia Pet. It was a gift from his neighbor, Bootsy Sykes, along with a “real” gift of a Black & Decker drill set (same as the one Bootsy had given him in 2007 and 2001). Stump regarded the Glenn Beck Bobble-Head Chia Pet warily, wondering whether, by making its grassy hair grow, he…