My pal, Trooper Favors, he don’t even bother to sit when he finds me pooled under the Christmas lights at the picnic tables out back of Sizzly Links, only saying, “You know they got an arrest warrant out for you up in Natchidoches County?”
This is news to me, considering I don’t recall ever being in any such County, avoiding trouble in locales I’d be occasioned to mispronounce, so I tell him,…