Aliens landed. This reporter is giving you six sentences to tell your tale. Where were you? What'd you see?
From the Association of Press:
"On the evening of April 2, 2010, between 8:58 and 9:21 PM, Eastern Time (US), the night sky above the Western Hemisphere was filled with what first appeared to be continent-sized rows of flame; bright bands of light appearing in as few as eight or perhaps as many as fifteen bands.
A preliminary review of surveillance footage, according to a US Army official speaking under condition of anonymity, revealed what appeared to be “some sort of fleet.” When asked if the Army believes this to be evidence of an extraterrestrial encounter, the official would neither confirm nor deny.
Though the stellar activity appeared to concentrate directly above the East Coast of the United States, reported sightings have come from as far east as Poland and as far west as the US state of Hawaii.
At 9:14 PM, eighteen individual instances of UFOs landing (including more than a dozen in highly populated areas, with thousands of reliable first-hand witnesses) simultaneously occurred in what thus far appears a chaotic landing pattern, with no clear common denominator for the landing sites.
At 9:20 pm the landed UFOs returned to the orbit and within the next minute, all visible traces of the encounter had vanished.
Over the course of the six minutes during which the vessels were landed, reports of activities are scattered and wildly varying, making it difficult for officials to gauge what transpired. The reports include..."
The reports include horrendous events occurring only in rural areas near Richmond and Rosenberg, Texas, in which the female citizens disrobe and speak "in tongues". These same females then experience sudden abdominal distension and within several hours give "birth" in gruesome explosions directly from the abdominal cavity. The newborn "babies" appear to be human in every way except their eyes are iridescent and the infants speak as full grown adults. One infant was shouting expletives at a reporter, a mere 7.5 pounds walking and biting the calves of several camera men in a Walgreens parking lot on the corner of Hwy 59 and Grand Parkway. After wrapping his bleeding legs with strips from his own Justin Bieber tshirt, camera man Dale Higgins had this to say, "Well, hell, I asked the little shit what he was, what he wanted, and he told me to stick my camera up my ass."
Teresa, you should definitely post this as a blog. Here is fine, but I almost missed it. I must admit, I knew that if there were an alien invasion Justin Bieber would play a role. I don't know how, I just knew.
That was absolutely hilarious, Teresa. Thanks for jumping on board our little crazy train!
I have a friend, Captain Zeep, from the Planet Zork, home of Zork the Galactic Destroyer. Zeep is one of the Zork recon agents already here, checking out the lay of the land for a possible invasion if Palin gets elected in 2012. "That's a broad we can work with," Zeep says. Turns out those UFOs were Martian spaceships, and when I asked him about it he laughed and said, "Those punks are the Italian Army of space wars. The last one they drummed up went over like an elephant on stilts, even with Orson Welles helping 'em out. We'll send a little mojo their way and they'll be gone like ice fizzies in a hot New York minute, so don't sweat it."
great. i'm glad you guys are getting into it as much as i am. i'm going to hold onto my entry for a few days, let everyone have a chance or two to chip in.
i will admit, i've been trying for a while to come up with a good multi-perspective scenario that would be malleable enough for endless, equally accurate interpretations. thrilled it's working so well!