The Ten Worst Songs In the History Of the Known Universe

[Robert Crisman]

Inspired by the metaphoric discussion Sandra kicked off with her post, I am inviting 6Sers to submit their lists of the worst songs of all time. You can't have any more than ten. I myself came up with two, and had to rush to kneel in front of the toilet. Remember--nothing but real puke-fest melodies will be accepted!

The Two Worst Songs Of All Time, From Whatever Angle--Moral, Political, Biological, Aestetic--You Want To Consider

1. You're Having My Baby by Paul Anka

1 (tie). Feelings by Morris Alpert

Okay, kids, your turn! Get busy!

Signed,

The Fly

[Jenni Marie]

"Celebration" by Kool and the Gang. . .

Every time I hear it at a wedding, I shudder whilst tapping my foot to the beat. Damnit. 

[Bill Floyd]

Yes, yes, hell yes.  I specifically forbade the playing of "Celebration" or "We are Family" at my own wedding--and the DJ still played them.  These are songs that aren't necessarily bad on their own merits, but have become cringe-inducing by dint of endless, endless repetition.   

[Jeanette Cheezum]

Hey Jude by The Beatles

Proud Mary by Tina Turner

 

I know, I know everyone else loved them.

[Judy Thompson]

Alvin and the Chipmunks anything, everything

Marty Robbins--El Paso

Eddie Fisher--Oh  My Papa

 

all night. Ill be hearing these in my sleep.  allll nigggghhhttt

[Pamela]

"Billy, Don't Be a Hero" 
"Seasons in the Sun" 
"Run, Joey, Run"  

TOP TERRIBLE SONG:  Bobby Goldsboro's "Honey"  The line "Twas just a twig" has haunted me for years.