What can YOU say in six sentences?
Inspired by the metaphoric discussion Sandra kicked off with her post, I am inviting 6Sers to submit their lists of the worst songs of all time. You can't have any more than ten. I myself came up with two, and had to rush to kneel in front of the toilet. Remember--nothing but real puke-fest melodies will be accepted!
The Two Worst Songs Of All Time, From Whatever Angle--Moral, Political, Biological, Aestetic--You Want To Consider
1. You're Having My Baby by Paul Anka
1 (tie). Feelings by Morris Alpert
Okay, kids, your turn! Get busy!
"Celebration" by Kool and the Gang. . .
Every time I hear it at a wedding, I shudder whilst tapping my foot to the beat. Damnit.
Yes, yes, hell yes. I specifically forbade the playing of "Celebration" or "We are Family" at my own wedding--and the DJ still played them. These are songs that aren't necessarily bad on their own merits, but have become cringe-inducing by dint of endless, endless repetition.
Hey Jude by The Beatles
Proud Mary by Tina Turner
I know, I know everyone else loved them.
Alvin and the Chipmunks anything, everything
Marty Robbins--El Paso
Eddie Fisher--Oh My Papa
all night. Ill be hearing these in my sleep. allll nigggghhhttt
"Billy, Don't Be a Hero"
"Seasons in the Sun"
"Run, Joey, Run"
TOP TERRIBLE SONG: Bobby Goldsboro's "Honey" The line "Twas just a twig" has haunted me for years.