The Ten Worst Songs In the History Of the Known Universe

[Robert Crisman]

Inspired by the metaphoric discussion Sandra kicked off with her post, I am inviting 6Sers to submit their lists of the worst songs of all time. You can't have any more than ten. I myself came up with two, and had to rush to kneel in front of the toilet. Remember--nothing but real puke-fest melodies will be accepted!

The Two Worst Songs Of All Time, From Whatever Angle--Moral, Political, Biological, Aestetic--You Want To Consider

1. You're Having My Baby by Paul Anka

1 (tie). Feelings by Morris Alpert

Okay, kids, your turn! Get busy!

Signed,

The Fly

[Bill Floyd]

"Life is a Highway"

"Eye of the Tiger"

"Don't Stop Believing" ("Streetlights!  People!  Oh!")

"Living on a Prayer" ("Take my hand!  We'll make it!  I swear!")

"Who Let the Dogs Out?"

...and another 5 I'll come up with when I can purge these from my head...

[Kristine_ES]

1) yuk

2) GREAT song, great to work out to (yeah, when was the last time i did that?) LOL

3) okay, you don't have to like the chorus, but it has some really cool imagery, has the only chords i can play on pie-a-no, and nobody but nobody sings like that songbird steve perry.  *sigh*

4) ANOTHER great rock anthem! (halfway there!)

5) meh

oh bill... your metal is far heavier than mine, methinks....  :-) 

[Annabelle Baptista]

Anything by Katie Malua, and the dreadful songs, "You can ring my bell" and "Funkytown".   Talk about torture!

[Jeanette Cheezum]

I got tears in my ears, lying on my back crying over you.  By can't remember the country western singer.

You are so beautiful  by Joe Cocker.

[Jeanette Cheezum]

The first song that comes to mind is "Hey Jude." However, Gita makes a good point.

[bolton carley]

eddie money's "take me home tonight" - that damn thing will not get out of your mind for the rest of your freaking life and that, my friends, is just wrong!

[Wendy]

Did anyone mention Crimson and Clover  over and over?

[jkdavies]

no-one has mentioned Billy Ray Cyrus's Achy Breaky Heart...

This discussion has been going for nearly four months and no-one else mentioned it????

;)

[Judy Thompson]

In the spirit of the site, six:

 

Barry Manilow, Mandy

Fabian, Tiger (or Turn me Loose)

Pat Boone, Tutti frutti

Bobby Goldsboro,  Honey

I whip my hair back and forth (no idea who sings it)

The Drifters,  Under the Boardwalk

[Mike Handley]

Oh no, not the Drifters!

[Judy Thompson]

Lol, you'll be hearing it all night long

Sadly so will I (oy, the sacrifices we make)

[Jeanette Cheezum]

:)