What can YOU say in six sentences?
Inspired by the metaphoric discussion Sandra kicked off with her post, I am inviting 6Sers to submit their lists of the worst songs of all time. You can't have any more than ten. I myself came up with two, and had to rush to kneel in front of the toilet. Remember--nothing but real puke-fest melodies will be accepted!
The Two Worst Songs Of All Time, From Whatever Angle--Moral, Political, Biological, Aestetic--You Want To Consider
1. You're Having My Baby by Paul Anka
1 (tie). Feelings by Morris Alpert
Okay, kids, your turn! Get busy!
Minnie Riperton's "Loving You," is like Dick Cheny's yellow fingernails scratching a chalk board ...
@Mike: That's a cruel thing to say! The woman is dead--and singing better than ever, I might add! Also, you might want to consider the lead singer of Inna Gadda Danny DeVito, Mercedes McCambridge, who sounded like Cheney sucking the meat off the bones of three-months-old babies in Clearwater, Florida.
My weekend is made. Thank you.
Have you ever stopped to think that Cheney cut some of the songs we're going to be talking about in order to prostrate the known world? I have--and spent several months in a lockdown facility on account. I was getting too close to the truth that beats at the heart of clandestine political process...
And some of those babies hadn't even died yet, which of course served as perfect backdrop to His Dickness's bellows and grunts.
Both of you just made my week entirely.
Another one that causes my ears to bleed is "Playground in my Mind" by Clint Holmes
jethro tull, britney spears and bieber, go away
oh what song do i hate more, i could be here all day-A
turn it down, turn it off, when i come in the room
all those songs will make me hurl
CUZ I'M AN 8O's METAL GRRL!!!! \M/ \M/
The Ohio Express is guilty of Yummy Yummy Yummy AND Chewy Chewy:
I hear they play these nonstop at Gitmo.
Dizzy sung by Tommy Roe
Sugar, Sugar performed by the Archies
You Light Up My Life sung by Debby Boone
...and what everyone else said.
That's some scary shit you listed there, Pixie Lee...
If you put Sugar Sugar together with Chewy Chewy and Yummy Yummy Yummy (I've got love in my tummy) you have the perfect hat trick of detestable songs!