The Ten Worst Songs In the History Of the Known Universe

[Robert Crisman]

Inspired by the metaphoric discussion Sandra kicked off with her post, I am inviting 6Sers to submit their lists of the worst songs of all time. You can't have any more than ten. I myself came up with two, and had to rush to kneel in front of the toilet. Remember--nothing but real puke-fest melodies will be accepted!

The Two Worst Songs Of All Time, From Whatever Angle--Moral, Political, Biological, Aestetic--You Want To Consider

1. You're Having My Baby by Paul Anka

1 (tie). Feelings by Morris Alpert

Okay, kids, your turn! Get busy!

Signed,

The Fly

[Mike Handley]

Minnie Riperton's "Loving You," is like Dick Cheny's yellow fingernails scratching a chalk board ...

http://youtu.be/_uU6aYNXnUk

[Robert Crisman]

@Mike: That's a cruel thing to say! The woman is dead--and singing better than ever, I might add! Also, you might want to consider the lead singer of Inna Gadda Danny DeVito, Mercedes McCambridge, who sounded like Cheney sucking the meat off the bones of three-months-old babies in Clearwater, Florida.

[Mike Handley]

My weekend is made. Thank you.

[Robert Crisman]

Have you ever stopped to think that Cheney cut some of the songs we're going to be talking about in order to prostrate the known world? I have--and spent several months in a lockdown facility on account. I was getting too close to the truth that beats at the heart of clandestine political process...

[Robert Crisman]

And some of those babies hadn't even died yet, which of course served as perfect backdrop to His Dickness's bellows and grunts.

[FlowerChild]

Both of you just made my week entirely. 

[Mike Handley]

Another one that causes my ears to bleed is "Playground in my Mind" by Clint Holmes

http://youtu.be/VFONCfjewgM

[Kristine_ES]

jethro tull, britney spears and bieber, go away

oh what song do i hate more, i could be here all day-A

turn it down, turn it off, when i come in the room

all those songs will make me hurl

CUZ I'M AN 8O's METAL GRRL!!!!   \M/ \M/

 

 

[Gita]

The Ohio Express is guilty of Yummy Yummy Yummy AND Chewy Chewy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na7eNRD2Ebw&feature=related

I hear they play these nonstop at Gitmo.

 

[Angela]

Dizzy sung by Tommy Roe

Sugar, Sugar performed by the Archies

You Light Up My Life sung by Debby Boone

...and what everyone else said.

[Robert Crisman]

That's some scary shit you listed there, Pixie Lee...

[Gita]

If you put Sugar Sugar together with Chewy Chewy and Yummy Yummy Yummy (I've got love in my tummy) you have the perfect hat trick of detestable songs!