Pot's on... KAWFEEE

[KAWFEEEE!]

Sorry for the one-mess-fits-all, but I got blisters on my fingers tryin' to get the latest word out to y'all so you can help me live in a manner to which I'd like to become accustomed.

Hot off the cyber press, 20 years in the making (gawd, I'm not a very prolific writer, am I?) I finally got it done.

...The Twain Shall Meet, by: yours truly

"If you're a Twain fan you'll love it. If not, you will be"

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/4837

And if you act now I'll include my gastrointestinal gourmet cookbook, absolutely free (if you don't already have it). but wait, there's more.... free weekend in Manila -- bring your own dinghy.

KAWFEEE

What the readers and critiques are saying:
"Characters, plot,storyline are superb" ( I notice he didn't mention dialogue)
"Brilliant! Finally, you've made me proud" (thanks mom)
"The most fun read I've had in years" Vic Dennis, Knoxville Daily
"Once again I can say, ;'News of my demise has been greatly exaggerated'." MT
"Fuck you and your book!" author's brother whom I haven't seen in 15 yrs
(thanks for reminding me why)

[KAWFEEEE!]

NOTICE: This novel is fiction; characters, places and events are not.

(You get the back cover, quin. Deal?)

[Robert McEvily]

Congratulations!

[Madrea Marie Loy]

Sounds Awesome!

[KAWFEEEE!]

Did you know that you cannot sell your book on Scribd if you don't live in the USAUSA? TskTskTsk... Somebody actually thinks they gonna tell the KAWF-man he can't do something because of some legality or rule or bureaucratic nonsense? When hell freezes over my dead body!

Already workin' on an angle around it. Should have it figured out in the next day or so. They think they're gonna tell ME what I can and can't do; they got another think comin'. I sneer your border restrictions.

Pot's on... KAWFEEE (or bring tea; I'm out of Earl Grey -- Darjeeling is nice, too)

[Paul Phillips]

I was lucky enough to have a look at this story recently and was asked to give it a 'review' and here it is:

"From the opening chapter to the final sentence, Mr Guevara has unfolded a tale of pure fantasy; not the kind that features Elves and Goblins, but the kind that pushes your imagination in multiple directions, drags you kicking and screaming into the past and back again, language and dialogue that screams across the page, until, finally, you reach the climax that makes you want to just go back and do it again. Enthralling, hilarious, bold and entertaining...what more could you ask for?"

[quin browne]

i'm saving my review for the website.... it is, however, amazingly done... brilliant dialogue and a well paced story.

thanks for trusting me with your 'baby'!

[KAWFEEEE!]

Hey, don't be layin' that trip on me, lady. How you know it's my baby? I want a DNA. And if you're thinkin' of filing a paternity suit, stand in line...

[Paul Phillips]

Oh crap...does that mean I have reviewed an illegitimate baby?? Don't I feel stupid now??

[KAWFEEEE!]

sales have been beyond expectations except for those who went to the...

[CJT]

That was totally rich KAWFEEEE! LMFAO!

[Paul Phillips]

Oh man, where do you find this stuff? Comedy Gold!!!

[KAWFEEEE!]

high friends in low places, Paul. the place looks like a real readers heaven, eh?